Tag Archives: humor

Jan 11, 2011

SEO Copywriter Walks Into A Bar – Joke Of The Day, Or Maybe The Year!

"So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor" #nördhumor #seose
Michael Karlsson

Nov 18, 2010

High-Speed Rail is Out. High-Speed Buses Are In.

Note the awesome animated graphic at 0:50. High-speed bus lanes lol!
Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

Nov 5, 2010

Google Makes Funnies Sometimes

Does Google have a sense of humor?

1.  Go to Google Maps

2.  Go to “Get Directions” (upper left corner of your screen)

3.  Type Japan as the start location

4.  Type China as the end location

5.  Go to direction #43

6.  LOL

I venture to say they have a greater sense of humor than Microsoft

(Found this on John Fenzel’s Facebook page)

Nov 2, 2010

Joel Comm Said “I Tweet Like I Eat.” What Does That Mean For My Tweets?

Big burger

image courtesy of whodeyfans.com

Author and Internet marketer Joel Comm once said “I tweet like I eat.” The post was in response to the questions he would often get about how often to tweet. The answer, of course, is that it depends on you. Joel tweets when he has something to say.

But this question got me thinking. What does this mean for my tweets? I have over 45,000 tweets. I tweet ALOT. I’ve had people unfollow me because I’m jamming up their tweetstream. Do I tweet like I eat? That would mean that all of my tweets:

1. Are huge pizzas eaten while drinking red wine while watching LeBron and D-Wade take over the NBA.

2. Are covered in gravy, alfredo, or béarnaise sauce.

3. Are Pappy’s Smokehouse pulled pork sandwiches covered in spicy BBQ sauce. (Although I have to say, Jimmy Jack’s Rib Shack in Iowa City is easily as good as Pappy’s – trust me. Their sauces are unlike anything I’ve ever tasted. And I like the “food from around the globe” graphic on their site).

4. Are White Castle cheeseburgers with cheese fries. And a Coke with cheese.

The moral of this story – tweet like you want to, and don’t worry about the right frequency.

Oct 12, 2010

I Just Play This In The Background ALL DAY

It’s how I get things done


[sound up!]

Sep 25, 2010

The Chicken Fight Of The Century

Find me a better one, people.